|DJ RETRODRIVE||DJ CROWZNEST|
|DJ HAPPY CAMPER||DJ THRASHER|
|DJ MACE||DJ RUDEDAWG|
|DJ DEVIL_DOG||DJ KATA5|
|DJ FEAR||DJ SLEEPWALKER|
|DJ DREAM THEATER||DJ MURDERDEATH|
|DJ VEGA||DJ TRIPOD|
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a
new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that
he was searching for one. A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a
M E F Samurai, a H9 Samurai and a Samurai of CLaN DJ.
The emperor asked the M E F Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he
should be head Samurai.
The M E F Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh
goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is very impressive!"
The emperor then asked the H9 Samurai to come in and demonstrate.
The H9 Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh
whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.
The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!"
The emperor then had the Samurai of CLaN DJ demonstrate why he should be the
The Samurai of CLaN DJ also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His
flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh
whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the
fly is still alive and buzzing around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that, why is the
fly not dead?"
The Samurai of CLaN DJ smiled, "If you look closely, you'll see that the fly
has been circumcised!